Your Best Growl

Today's guest growler is some white dude that wants to be Reggie Walker.

Grrrrr owl.



Go Cats.

die Kanone Ball von Wabash

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In this issue: Keys to something-or-other, and a can't miss sudoku.


Keys to Kicking Butt at Football Again

Hire Bill Snyder.


Can't Miss Sudoku



Good Luck!

Next week: A special offer from "The Scooter Store," and a few notes on the basketball team.

Your Best Growl

Ralph McAdams is today's guest growler.





Editor's note: The Wildcat Growl staff had to type this up from the handwritten note our letter carrier dropped off, so it inevitably looses some feeling in the translation to text, but hopefully this conveys his thoughts as accurately as possible.


You f**king whippersnappers are so spoiled it makes me sick. Can't even support your school because you want the football team to be good. Threatening to cancel tickets and wearing tacky tee-shirts. Pisses me off. Ron is a nice boy. And remember this - have some pride. You should appreciate the traditions and history of the program. When I was your age, they never won a damn game. Get off your lazy butts and quit whining.

And what the hell is with all you kids and your long hair? I guess you think it's cool to look like a sloppy hippie --- just downright disgusting. Suppose I shouldn't be surprised that you don't have pride in your appearance either. And don't get me started on those damn clown sunglasses you all have nowdays. For Pete's sake.

Go State!

die Kanone Ball von Wabash

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In this issue: basketball, football, fun word puzzle.

Basketball

Won.

Football

Lost.

Fun Word Puzzle

Find the word "powercat" on this page, and you'll be entered for a chance to win a nifty prize.

Next week: Keys to something-or-other, and a can't miss sudoku!!!

Next K-State Football Coach

Robot Chicken, Part 2

The End.

Plagiarism is Faster

A few quotes from a great leader. No reason at all, nothing to read into, not trying to say anything about anyron in particular, no implicatron whatsoever.

• An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.

• A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

• I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I have persuaded him he will stick. If I scare him, he will stay just as long as he is scared, and then he is gone.

The Juco Kid

Here we see the kid going "all in" with a deuce/seven off-suit. The audience is obviously enthralled by the bold play. Nobody expected the fake fold in that position, most would have given up the cards and waited for a better situation. Critics question the intelligence of such a move, but you can't win if you don't .... um, sometimes you need to take risks .... oh hell, who are we kidding, it was really pretty stupid.

Robot Chicken